Satire: Just Say No to The Phish [Christwire]

Crisscrossing the country to promote a dangerous mix of communism, cybercrime and drug culture, notorious rock band “The Phish” is pushing American communities to the breaking point. This sad fact can be seen in the headlines so commonplace they no longer shock us: “Phish Fest Nets $81,000 in Drugs; 1,200 Arrests” or “Police Seize $1.2 Million Worth of Drugs From Phish Fans” or “Phish, Drugs and Rock ‘n’ Roll.” As towns and cities across this nation continue to be torn apart by this havoc, it’s high time we get educated about the undeniable threat our children are now facing.

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  1. i’m really not a phish phan myself but i don’t see how someone could possibly care about other folks having a good time so much that they put out lies and make it a priority to bash something.

    pot smokers are not necessarily communists. the members of phish are probably democrats/liberals as most jam band members are. you are USING people’s faith to believe your BS. stop turing your bogus brand of christianity into politics

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