Satire: When It Comes to The Phish Censorship Is Not Enough [Christwire]

In Alpharetta, Georgia, a torrential thunderstorm boils overhead as a rock band takes to an open air stage. Is the concert cancelled for the safety of all those present? No, a simple act of God is not enough to stop those in pursuit of profit and the profane. Schools in Bethel, New York are forced to close when a fanatical cult rolls into town. Concerned families know to protect their children first. Elsewhere, caravans of hippies in search of marijuana kicks and sexual debauchery push local police forces to the breaking point. Once again, summer has become an excuse for unholy heights of hedonism. What is the common thread of all of these incidents? The music group The Phish.

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