Michael Heilemann.
If you have Dunstan's Time Since installed, this plugin uses it for the title="" attributes on the comments and posts. (For WordPress 1.5) Author: Brian Meidell Author URI: http://meidell.dk/ Version 1.5: Now works without LOCK TABLE and CREATE TEMPORARY TABLE priviledges. Version 1.5.1: Can't remember what I did here Version 1.5.2: Fixed count select statement to not include spammy comments Version 1.5.3: Properly excludes track- and pingbacks Version 1.5.4: Excludes posts that are not published, even if they have comments Version 1.5.5: Fade old comments, fixed bug that wreaked havoc with Time Since Version 1.5.6: Bugfix from Jonas Rabbe (http://www.jonas.rabbe.com/) pertaining to timesince Version 1.5.7: Bugfix so old colors can be darker than new colors (stupid oversight), thanks to http://spiri.dk for spotting it. Bugfix where single digit hex would cause invalid colors, thanks to http://www.wereldkeuken.be/ for the fix. Version 1.5.8: Updated to work with WordPress 2.1 alpha by M. Heilemann. */ function blc_latest_comments($num_posts = 5, $num_comments = 6, $hide_pingbacks_and_trackbacks = true, $prefix = "
  • ", $postfix = "
  • ", $fade_old = true, $range_in_days = 10, $new_col = "#444444", $old_col = "#cccccc") { global $wpdb; function clamp($min, $max, $val) { return max($min,min($max,$val)); } $usetimesince = function_exists('time_since'); // Work nicely with Dunstan's Time Since plugin (adapted by Michael Heilemann) // This is compensating for the lack of subqueries in mysql 3.x // The approach used in previous versions needed the user to // have database lock and create tmp table priviledges. // This uses more queries and manual DISTINCT code, but it works with just select privs. if(!$hide_pingbacks_and_trackbacks) $ping = ""; else $ping = "AND comment_type<>'pingback' AND comment_type<>'trackback'"; $posts = $wpdb->get_results("SELECT comment_post_ID, post_title FROM ($wpdb->comments LEFT JOIN $wpdb->posts ON (comment_post_ID = ID)) WHERE comment_approved = '1' AND $wpdb->posts.post_status='publish' $ping ORDER BY comment_date DESC;"); $seen = array(); $num = 0; if($fade_old) { $max_time = $range_in_days * 24 * 60 * 60 ; $r_new = hexdec(substr($new_col, 1, 2)); $r_old = hexdec(substr($old_col, 1, 2)); //$r_min = min($min, $max); //$r_max = max($min, $max); $r_range = ($r_old-$r_new); $g_new = hexdec(substr($new_col, 3, 2)); $g_old = hexdec(substr($old_col, 3, 2)); //$g_min = min($min, $max); //$g_max = max($min, $max); $g_range = ($g_old-$g_new); $b_new = hexdec(substr($new_col, 5, 2)); $b_old = hexdec(substr($old_col, 5, 2)); //$b_min = min($min, $max); //$b_max = max($min, $max); $b_range = ($b_old-$b_new); } // print "ranges: $r_range, $g_range, $b_range
    "; // print "r: ".(0.5*$r_range+$r_new)."
    "; foreach($posts as $post) { // The following 5 lines is a manual DISTINCT and LIMIT, // since mysql 3.x doesn't allow you to control which way a DISTINCT // select merges multiple entries. if(array_key_exists($post->comment_post_ID, $seen)) continue; $seen[$post->comment_post_ID] = true; if($num++ > $num_posts) break; $commenters = $wpdb->get_results("SELECT *, UNIX_TIMESTAMP(comment_date) AS unixdate FROM $wpdb->comments WHERE comment_approved = '1' AND comment_post_ID = '".$post->comment_post_ID."' $ping ORDER BY comment_date DESC LIMIT $num_comments;"); $count = $wpdb->get_var("SELECT COUNT(comment_ID) AS c FROM $wpdb->comments WHERE comment_post_ID = $post->comment_post_ID AND comment_approved = '1' ".$ping); $i = 0; $link = get_permalink($post->comment_post_ID); if($usetimesince) $title = " title=\"Last comment was ".time_since($comment->unixdate)." ago\""; else $title = ""; echo $prefix."".stripslashes($post->post_title). "  ".$count."
    \n"; foreach($commenters as $commenter) { if($usetimesince) $title = " title=\"Posted ".time_since($commenter->unixdate)." ago\""; if($fade_old) { $diff = time() - $commenter->unixdate; $r = round($diff/$max_time*($r_range))+$r_new; $r = clamp(min($r_new, $r_old), max($r_new, $r_old), $r); $g = round($diff/$max_time*($g_range))+$g_new; $g = clamp(min($g_new, $g_old), max($g_new, $g_old), $g); $b = round($diff/$max_time*($b_range))+$b_new; $b = clamp(min($b_new, $b_old), max($b_new, $b_old), $b); $r_hex = str_pad(dechex($r), 2, '0', STR_PAD_LEFT); $g_hex = str_pad(dechex($g), 2, '0', STR_PAD_LEFT); $b_hex = str_pad(dechex($r), 2, '0', STR_PAD_LEFT); $colstr = " style=\"color: #".$r_hex.$g_hex.$b_hex.";\""; } if($i++ > 0) echo ", "; echo "comment_ID."\"$title>".stripslashes($commenter->comment_author).""; } if($count > $num_comments) echo " [...]"; echo "".$postfix."\n"; } } ?> Morrison | YEMblog

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    March 1, 2012

    Phish: 06/10/1995 DAUD New Source Morrison, CO

    Phish: 08/07/1996 DAUD New Source Morrison, CO

    December 11, 2011

    Phish: 08/01/2009 ENTIRE SHOW [VQ: A, AQ: A+, TH 2-CAM]
    Set 1: AC/DC Bag, The Curtain With, Mound, Gotta Jibboo, Guyute, Punch You In The Eye, Tube, Alaska, Run Like An Antelope
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    Set 2: Rock and Roll– Down With Disease– Free, Esther, Dirt, Harry Hood
    Encore: Sleeping Monkey, First Tube
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    December 9, 2011

    Phish: 07/31/2009 Entire Show [VQ: A, AQ: A+, 4-CAM]

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    Set 1:  Runaway Jim, Chalk Dust, Bathtub, Time Turns Elastic, Lawn Boy, Water In The Sky, Stealing Time, Split

    Set 2: Drowned > Crosseyed > Joy, Tweezer > BDTNL, Fluffhead > Piper > ADITL

    Encore: Suzy > Reprise

    April 25, 2011

    Old Shows: Random Show Review – 08/20/1993 [The Phish Experience]

    December 10, 2010

    Phish: 08/05/1996 I DAUD New Source Morrison, CO

    February 23, 2010

    Phish: 08/05/1996 UNCIRCULATED DAUD Morrison, CO

    Scott Bernstein has created a fresh transfer of a recording that he, Boris Lvovsky and Eric Vandercar made of the second night of the Red Rocks run in 1996. His recordings are the best to surface from that run imo. – Scotty

    February 12, 2010

    Phish: 08/07/1996 UNCIRCULATED DAUD Morrison, CO

    Here’s taper Scott Bernstein’s fresh transfer of the last show from the Red Rocks ’96 run. I LOVE this Runaway Jim that has a long Gypsy Queen jam. – ScottyB

    February 11, 2010

    Phish: 08/06/1996 UNCIRCULATED DAUD Morrison, CO

    Taper Scott Bernstein offers up this fresh transfer of his uncirculated recording of the best show of the Red Rocks ’96 run

    February 7, 2010

    Phish: 08/04/1996 DAUD UNCIRCULATED Morrison, CO

    Taper Scott Bernstein’s BARN archival release series continues with his recording of the first night of the Red Rocks ’96 run. My highlights this night were the Reba, the Split and watching Page play with the Theremin. – ScottyB

    December 17, 2009

    Phish: 06/10/1995 Sample, A Day In The Life [VQ: B+, AQ: A-]

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    December 13, 2009

    Phish: 06/10/1995 Mike’s Song [VQ: B+, AQ: B+]

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    December 10, 2009

    Phish: 06/10/1995 Uncle Pen [VQ: B+, AQ: B+]

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    December 5, 2009

    Phish: 07/30/2009 ENTIRE SHOW PLAYLIST [VQ: A, AQ: A]

    November 17, 2009

    Phish: 08/02/2009 Multi-CAM Playlist [VQ: A, AQ: A]

    Phish: 08/01/2009 Multi-CAM Video Playlist [VQ: A, AQ: A]

    Phish: 07/31/2009 Multi-Cam Playlist [VQ: A, AQ: A]

    Phish: 07/31/2009 Multi-Cam Playlist [VQ: A, AQ: A]

    November 13, 2009

    Phish: 08/01/2009 Multi-Cam Multi-Song Playlist [VQ: A, AQ: A]

    November 12, 2009

    Phish: 08/02/2009 Red Rocks 31 Videos [VQ: A, AQ: A]

    October 4, 2009

    Phish: 08/04/1996 DAUD UNCIRCULATED Morrison, CO

    August 18, 2009

    Phish: 08/01/2009 AC/DC Bag [VQ: A-, AQ: B+]

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    August 13, 2009

    Phish: 07/30/2009 Schoeps MK41s Morrison, CO

    August 11, 2009

    Phish: 08/02/2009 Kill Devil Falls [VQ: B, AQ: B]

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    August 9, 2009

    Phish: 08/02/2009 Reba [VQ: B-, AQ: B]

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    Phish w/ Bill Kreutzmann: 08/02/2009 2001 [VQ: B+, AQ: B]

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    Phish: 08/01/2009 First Tube [VQ: B-, AQ: B]

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    Phish: 07/30/2009 Stash [VQ: B, AQ: B]

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    Phish: 08/01/2009 Run Like An Antelope [VQ: B, AQ: B-]

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    August 7, 2009

    Phish: 07/31/2009 Stealing Time From The Faulty Plan [VQ: B+, AQ: B]

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    August 6, 2009

    Phish: 08/01/2009 Mound [VQ: B+, AQ: B]

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    Phish: 07/31/2009 Curtain With [VQ: B+, AQ: B]

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    Phish: 07/31/2009 Stealing Time From The Faulty Plan [VQ: B, AQ: B]

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    Phish: 08/02/2009 Wilson [VQ: B-, AQ: B]

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    August 5, 2009

    Phish: 08/01/2009 First Tube [VQ: B-, AQ: C]

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    Phish: 07/30/2009 The Wedge [VQ: B, AQ: B]

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    Phish: 07/30/2009 Possum [VQ: C, AQ: C-]

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    Phish: 08/01/2009 Mound [VQ: B-, AQ: A]

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    Phish: 07/31/2009 A Day In The Life [VQ: B+, AQ: B+]

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    Phish: 08/01/2009 Tube [VQ: B-, AQ: A]

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    August 4, 2009

    Phish: 08/01/2009 First Tube [VQ: B+, AQ: B+]

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    Phish: 08/01/2009 Esther [VQ: B+, AQ: C]

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    Phish w/ Billy: 08/02/2009 Undermind [VQ: A, AQ: B+]

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    Phish: 07/31/2009 LivePhish SBD Morrison, CO

    Phish: 08/01/2009 LivePhish SBD Morrison, CO

    Phish: 08/02/2009 LivePhish SBD Morrison, CO

    Phish: 07/30/2009 DAUD Morrison, CO

    Phish: 07/31/2009 DAUD Morrison, CO

    Phish: 08/01/2009 DAUD Morrison, CO

    Phish: 08/02/2009 DAUD Morrison, CO

    July 21, 2009

    Red Rocks: Morrison Prepares For Four Day Concert [YourHub]

    March 23, 2009

    Phish: 06/10/1995 DAUD Morrison, CO

    February 12, 2009

    Phish: 08/20/1993 SBD Morrison, CO

    November 16, 2008

    Phish: 08/20/1993 SBD Morrison, CO

    October 14, 2008

    Phish: 06/10/1994 DAUD Morrison, CO