Michael Heilemann.
If you have Dunstan's Time Since installed, this plugin uses it for the title="" attributes on the comments and posts. (For WordPress 1.5) Author: Brian Meidell Author URI: http://meidell.dk/ Version 1.5: Now works without LOCK TABLE and CREATE TEMPORARY TABLE priviledges. Version 1.5.1: Can't remember what I did here Version 1.5.2: Fixed count select statement to not include spammy comments Version 1.5.3: Properly excludes track- and pingbacks Version 1.5.4: Excludes posts that are not published, even if they have comments Version 1.5.5: Fade old comments, fixed bug that wreaked havoc with Time Since Version 1.5.6: Bugfix from Jonas Rabbe (http://www.jonas.rabbe.com/) pertaining to timesince Version 1.5.7: Bugfix so old colors can be darker than new colors (stupid oversight), thanks to http://spiri.dk for spotting it. Bugfix where single digit hex would cause invalid colors, thanks to http://www.wereldkeuken.be/ for the fix. Version 1.5.8: Updated to work with WordPress 2.1 alpha by M. Heilemann. */ function blc_latest_comments($num_posts = 5, $num_comments = 6, $hide_pingbacks_and_trackbacks = true, $prefix = "
  • ", $postfix = "
  • ", $fade_old = true, $range_in_days = 10, $new_col = "#444444", $old_col = "#cccccc") { global $wpdb; function clamp($min, $max, $val) { return max($min,min($max,$val)); } $usetimesince = function_exists('time_since'); // Work nicely with Dunstan's Time Since plugin (adapted by Michael Heilemann) // This is compensating for the lack of subqueries in mysql 3.x // The approach used in previous versions needed the user to // have database lock and create tmp table priviledges. // This uses more queries and manual DISTINCT code, but it works with just select privs. if(!$hide_pingbacks_and_trackbacks) $ping = ""; else $ping = "AND comment_type<>'pingback' AND comment_type<>'trackback'"; $posts = $wpdb->get_results("SELECT comment_post_ID, post_title FROM ($wpdb->comments LEFT JOIN $wpdb->posts ON (comment_post_ID = ID)) WHERE comment_approved = '1' AND $wpdb->posts.post_status='publish' $ping ORDER BY comment_date DESC;"); $seen = array(); $num = 0; if($fade_old) { $max_time = $range_in_days * 24 * 60 * 60 ; $r_new = hexdec(substr($new_col, 1, 2)); $r_old = hexdec(substr($old_col, 1, 2)); //$r_min = min($min, $max); //$r_max = max($min, $max); $r_range = ($r_old-$r_new); $g_new = hexdec(substr($new_col, 3, 2)); $g_old = hexdec(substr($old_col, 3, 2)); //$g_min = min($min, $max); //$g_max = max($min, $max); $g_range = ($g_old-$g_new); $b_new = hexdec(substr($new_col, 5, 2)); $b_old = hexdec(substr($old_col, 5, 2)); //$b_min = min($min, $max); //$b_max = max($min, $max); $b_range = ($b_old-$b_new); } // print "ranges: $r_range, $g_range, $b_range
    "; // print "r: ".(0.5*$r_range+$r_new)."
    "; foreach($posts as $post) { // The following 5 lines is a manual DISTINCT and LIMIT, // since mysql 3.x doesn't allow you to control which way a DISTINCT // select merges multiple entries. if(array_key_exists($post->comment_post_ID, $seen)) continue; $seen[$post->comment_post_ID] = true; if($num++ > $num_posts) break; $commenters = $wpdb->get_results("SELECT *, UNIX_TIMESTAMP(comment_date) AS unixdate FROM $wpdb->comments WHERE comment_approved = '1' AND comment_post_ID = '".$post->comment_post_ID."' $ping ORDER BY comment_date DESC LIMIT $num_comments;"); $count = $wpdb->get_var("SELECT COUNT(comment_ID) AS c FROM $wpdb->comments WHERE comment_post_ID = $post->comment_post_ID AND comment_approved = '1' ".$ping); $i = 0; $link = get_permalink($post->comment_post_ID); if($usetimesince) $title = " title=\"Last comment was ".time_since($comment->unixdate)." ago\""; else $title = ""; echo $prefix."".stripslashes($post->post_title). "  ".$count."
    \n"; foreach($commenters as $commenter) { if($usetimesince) $title = " title=\"Posted ".time_since($commenter->unixdate)." ago\""; if($fade_old) { $diff = time() - $commenter->unixdate; $r = round($diff/$max_time*($r_range))+$r_new; $r = clamp(min($r_new, $r_old), max($r_new, $r_old), $r); $g = round($diff/$max_time*($g_range))+$g_new; $g = clamp(min($g_new, $g_old), max($g_new, $g_old), $g); $b = round($diff/$max_time*($b_range))+$b_new; $b = clamp(min($b_new, $b_old), max($b_new, $b_old), $b); $r_hex = str_pad(dechex($r), 2, '0', STR_PAD_LEFT); $g_hex = str_pad(dechex($g), 2, '0', STR_PAD_LEFT); $b_hex = str_pad(dechex($r), 2, '0', STR_PAD_LEFT); $colstr = " style=\"color: #".$r_hex.$g_hex.$b_hex.";\""; } if($i++ > 0) echo ", "; echo "comment_ID."\"$title>".stripslashes($commenter->comment_author).""; } if($count > $num_comments) echo " [...]"; echo "".$postfix."\n"; } } ?> Sparkle | YEMblog

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    March 28, 2012

    Phish: 03/06/1992 Sparkle [VQ: B-, AQ: A]

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    February 21, 2012

    Phish: 02/25/1993 Playlist Miami, FL [VQ: A-, AQ: A-]

    Suzy Greenberg, It’s Ice, Sparkle, Wilson, You Enjoy Myself, Uncle Pen, Big Ball Jam, Fast Enough for You, Golgi Apparatus, Big Black Furry Creature from Mars, If I Only Had A Brain (w/ Mimi Fishman), Amazing Grace, Good Times Bad Times

    February 16, 2012

    Phish: 02/25/1993 Sparkle [VQ: A-, AQ: A-]

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    January 31, 2012

    Phish: 12/29/1993 Playlist [VQ: B+, AQ: B+]

    Wilson, Sparkle, Foam, Stash, Fluffhead, Run Like An Antelope, Contact, Big Black Furry Creatures From Mars, Walk Away, If I Only Had A Brain, Sweet Adeline, Chalk Dust Torture, Squirming Coil, Nellie Cane

    December 19, 2011

    Phish: 11/16/1996 Playlist [VQ: A-, AQ: A-]

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    Runaway Jim, The Vibration of Life w/ Kung and Catapult, Guyute, Gumbo, Rift, Free, The Old Home Place, David Bowie, Lawnboy, Sparkle, Frankenstein

    September 3, 2011

    Phish: 09/02/2011 Grateful Web’s Denver Night One Playlist [VQ: B+, AQ: B+]

    Sample, Sparkle, Sloth, Sneakin’ Sally, Sparks, Scent of a Mule, Split Open and Melt, Squirming Coil, Setbreak

    April 5, 2011

    Phish: 04/05/1998 ENTIRE SHOW PLAYLIST [VQ: B+, AQ: A]

    http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=43293501466F24E9

    The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony, You Enjoy Myself, Theme From The Bottom, McGrupp, Bathtub Gin, Cities, Sparkle, Split Open and Melt, Down With Disease, Ya Mar, Prince Caspian, Maze, Possum, Cavern, Bold As Love

    May 25, 2010

    Phish: 07/10/1998 Sparkle w/ All Sorts of Issues [VQ: B-, AQ: B]

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    July 12, 2009

    Phish: 06/20/2009 Sparkle [VQ: A, AQ: B+]

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    March 4, 2009

    Phish: 10/31/1994 Sparkle

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    November 6, 2008

    Phish: 02/16/1997 Sparkle

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