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If you have Dunstan's Time Since installed, this plugin uses it for the title="" attributes on the comments and posts. (For WordPress 1.5) Author: Brian Meidell Author URI: http://meidell.dk/ Version 1.5: Now works without LOCK TABLE and CREATE TEMPORARY TABLE priviledges. Version 1.5.1: Can't remember what I did here Version 1.5.2: Fixed count select statement to not include spammy comments Version 1.5.3: Properly excludes track- and pingbacks Version 1.5.4: Excludes posts that are not published, even if they have comments Version 1.5.5: Fade old comments, fixed bug that wreaked havoc with Time Since Version 1.5.6: Bugfix from Jonas Rabbe (http://www.jonas.rabbe.com/) pertaining to timesince Version 1.5.7: Bugfix so old colors can be darker than new colors (stupid oversight), thanks to http://spiri.dk for spotting it. Bugfix where single digit hex would cause invalid colors, thanks to http://www.wereldkeuken.be/ for the fix. Version 1.5.8: Updated to work with WordPress 2.1 alpha by M. Heilemann. */ function blc_latest_comments($num_posts = 5, $num_comments = 6, $hide_pingbacks_and_trackbacks = true, $prefix = "
  • ", $postfix = "
  • ", $fade_old = true, $range_in_days = 10, $new_col = "#444444", $old_col = "#cccccc") { global $wpdb; function clamp($min, $max, $val) { return max($min,min($max,$val)); } $usetimesince = function_exists('time_since'); // Work nicely with Dunstan's Time Since plugin (adapted by Michael Heilemann) // This is compensating for the lack of subqueries in mysql 3.x // The approach used in previous versions needed the user to // have database lock and create tmp table priviledges. // This uses more queries and manual DISTINCT code, but it works with just select privs. if(!$hide_pingbacks_and_trackbacks) $ping = ""; else $ping = "AND comment_type<>'pingback' AND comment_type<>'trackback'"; $posts = $wpdb->get_results("SELECT comment_post_ID, post_title FROM ($wpdb->comments LEFT JOIN $wpdb->posts ON (comment_post_ID = ID)) WHERE comment_approved = '1' AND $wpdb->posts.post_status='publish' $ping ORDER BY comment_date DESC;"); $seen = array(); $num = 0; if($fade_old) { $max_time = $range_in_days * 24 * 60 * 60 ; $r_new = hexdec(substr($new_col, 1, 2)); $r_old = hexdec(substr($old_col, 1, 2)); //$r_min = min($min, $max); //$r_max = max($min, $max); $r_range = ($r_old-$r_new); $g_new = hexdec(substr($new_col, 3, 2)); $g_old = hexdec(substr($old_col, 3, 2)); //$g_min = min($min, $max); //$g_max = max($min, $max); $g_range = ($g_old-$g_new); $b_new = hexdec(substr($new_col, 5, 2)); $b_old = hexdec(substr($old_col, 5, 2)); //$b_min = min($min, $max); //$b_max = max($min, $max); $b_range = ($b_old-$b_new); } // print "ranges: $r_range, $g_range, $b_range
    "; // print "r: ".(0.5*$r_range+$r_new)."
    "; foreach($posts as $post) { // The following 5 lines is a manual DISTINCT and LIMIT, // since mysql 3.x doesn't allow you to control which way a DISTINCT // select merges multiple entries. if(array_key_exists($post->comment_post_ID, $seen)) continue; $seen[$post->comment_post_ID] = true; if($num++ > $num_posts) break; $commenters = $wpdb->get_results("SELECT *, UNIX_TIMESTAMP(comment_date) AS unixdate FROM $wpdb->comments WHERE comment_approved = '1' AND comment_post_ID = '".$post->comment_post_ID."' $ping ORDER BY comment_date DESC LIMIT $num_comments;"); $count = $wpdb->get_var("SELECT COUNT(comment_ID) AS c FROM $wpdb->comments WHERE comment_post_ID = $post->comment_post_ID AND comment_approved = '1' ".$ping); $i = 0; $link = get_permalink($post->comment_post_ID); if($usetimesince) $title = " title=\"Last comment was ".time_since($comment->unixdate)." ago\""; else $title = ""; echo $prefix."".stripslashes($post->post_title). "  ".$count."
    \n"; foreach($commenters as $commenter) { if($usetimesince) $title = " title=\"Posted ".time_since($commenter->unixdate)." ago\""; if($fade_old) { $diff = time() - $commenter->unixdate; $r = round($diff/$max_time*($r_range))+$r_new; $r = clamp(min($r_new, $r_old), max($r_new, $r_old), $r); $g = round($diff/$max_time*($g_range))+$g_new; $g = clamp(min($g_new, $g_old), max($g_new, $g_old), $g); $b = round($diff/$max_time*($b_range))+$b_new; $b = clamp(min($b_new, $b_old), max($b_new, $b_old), $b); $r_hex = str_pad(dechex($r), 2, '0', STR_PAD_LEFT); $g_hex = str_pad(dechex($g), 2, '0', STR_PAD_LEFT); $b_hex = str_pad(dechex($r), 2, '0', STR_PAD_LEFT); $colstr = " style=\"color: #".$r_hex.$g_hex.$b_hex.";\""; } if($i++ > 0) echo ", "; echo "comment_ID."\"$title>".stripslashes($commenter->comment_author).""; } if($count > $num_comments) echo " [...]"; echo "".$postfix."\n"; } } ?> YEMblog » VQA http://yemblog.com Visit YEMblog.com for a daily look at Phish-related information from around the web. Offering news, audio torrents, videos, auctions, photos and much more. Thu, 17 Oct 2013 22:34:49 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=4.1.13 Phish: 09/09/2000 Entire Set Two and Encore [VQ: A-, AQ: A-] http://yemblog.com/phish-09092000-entire-set-two-and-encore-vq-a-aq-a/ http://yemblog.com/phish-09092000-entire-set-two-and-encore-vq-a-aq-a/#comments Fri, 31 Aug 2012 16:13:38 +0000 http://yemblog.com/?p=22547 Phish: 09/09/2000 Entire Set Two and Encore [VQ: A-, AQ: A-]

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    Phish: 08/19/2012 Crosseyed and Painless [VQ: A, AQ: A+, LazyLightning55] http://yemblog.com/phish-08192012-crosseyed-and-painless-vq-a-aq-a-lazylightning55/ http://yemblog.com/phish-08192012-crosseyed-and-painless-vq-a-aq-a-lazylightning55/#comments Mon, 27 Aug 2012 23:35:02 +0000 http://yemblog.com/?p=22504 Phish: 08/19/2012 Crosseyed and Painless [VQ: A, AQ: A+, LazyLightning55]

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    Phish: 10/03/1998 Official FarmAid Footage Playlist [VQ: A+, AQ: A+, Pro-Shot] http://yemblog.com/phish-10031998-official-farmaid-footage-playlist-vq-a-aq-a-pro-shot/ http://yemblog.com/phish-10031998-official-farmaid-footage-playlist-vq-a-aq-a-pro-shot/#comments Mon, 27 Aug 2012 23:15:18 +0000 http://yemblog.com/?p=22495 Phish: 10/03/1998 Official FarmAid Footage Playlist [VQ: A+, AQ: A+, Pro-Shot]

    Birds, Farmhouse, Moma, Runaway Jim, Arc, Down By The River

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    Cactus: Mike Gordon w/ Phil Lesh and Friends 08/16/2012 – I Know You Rider [VQ: A, AQ: A] http://yemblog.com/cactus-mike-gordon-w-phil-lesh-and-friends-08162012-i-know-you-rider-vq-a-aq-a/ http://yemblog.com/cactus-mike-gordon-w-phil-lesh-and-friends-08162012-i-know-you-rider-vq-a-aq-a/#comments Wed, 22 Aug 2012 16:22:26 +0000 http://yemblog.com/?p=22437 Cactus: Mike Gordon w/ Phil Lesh and Friends 08/16/2012 – I Know You Rider [VQ: A, AQ: A]

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    Phish: 08/17-19/2012 LazyLightning55 Playlist [VQ: A, AQ: A+, Angle: CK5] http://yemblog.com/phish-0817-192012-lazylightning55-playlist-vq-a-aq-a-angle-ck5/ http://yemblog.com/phish-0817-192012-lazylightning55-playlist-vq-a-aq-a-angle-ck5/#comments Wed, 22 Aug 2012 16:16:45 +0000 http://yemblog.com/?p=22425 Simple, Crowd Control]]> Phish: 08/17-19/2012 LazyLightning55 Playlist [VQ: A, AQ: A+, Angle: CK5]

    Wolfman’s, Walk Away, Ride Captain Ride, Tweezer Reprise, Sand, …Mike’s > Simple, Crowd Control

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    Phish: 07/08/2012 You Enjoy Myself [VQ: A+, AQ: A+, Pro-Shot] http://yemblog.com/phish-07082012-you-enjoy-myself-vq-a-aq-a-pro-shot/ http://yemblog.com/phish-07082012-you-enjoy-myself-vq-a-aq-a-pro-shot/#comments Mon, 06 Aug 2012 19:30:00 +0000 http://yemblog.com/?p=22355 Phish: 07/08/2012 You Enjoy Myself [VQ: A+, AQ: A+, Pro-Shot]

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    Official Video: Phish 07/06/2012 Sneakin’ Sally Jam > Ghost http://yemblog.com/official-video-phish-07062012-sneakin-sally-jam-ghost/ http://yemblog.com/official-video-phish-07062012-sneakin-sally-jam-ghost/#comments Tue, 24 Jul 2012 20:40:28 +0000 http://yemblog.com/?p=22338 Official Video: Phish 07/06/2012 Sneakin’ Sally Jam > Ghost

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    Phish: 07/08/2012 Piper [VQ: A, AQ: A] http://yemblog.com/phish-07082012-piper-vq-a-aq-a/ http://yemblog.com/phish-07082012-piper-vq-a-aq-a/#comments Tue, 10 Jul 2012 18:18:16 +0000 http://yemblog.com/?p=22309 Phish: 07/08/2012 Piper [VQ: A, AQ: A]

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    Phish: 06/23/2012 Nearly Entire Show Playlist [VQ: A, AQ: A+, MKDevo] http://yemblog.com/phish-06232012-nearly-entire-show-playlist-vq-a-aq-a-mkdevo/ http://yemblog.com/phish-06232012-nearly-entire-show-playlist-vq-a-aq-a-mkdevo/#comments Wed, 27 Jun 2012 16:56:36 +0000 http://yemblog.com/?p=22226 Phish: 06/23/2012 Nearly Entire Show Playlist [VQ: A, AQ: A+, MKDevo]

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    Phish: 06/22/2012 Twist [VQ: A+, AQ: A+, Pro-Shot] http://yemblog.com/phish-06222012-twist-vq-a-aq-a-pro-shot/ http://yemblog.com/phish-06222012-twist-vq-a-aq-a-pro-shot/#comments Sat, 23 Jun 2012 23:02:32 +0000 http://yemblog.com/?p=22208 Phish: 06/22/2012 Twist [VQ: A+, AQ: A+, Pro-Shot]

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    Phish: 06/19/2012 Maze [VQ: A+, AQ: A+, Pro-Shot] http://yemblog.com/phish-06192012-maze-vq-a-aq-a-pro-shot/ http://yemblog.com/phish-06192012-maze-vq-a-aq-a-pro-shot/#comments Fri, 22 Jun 2012 20:08:48 +0000 http://yemblog.com/?p=22200 Phish: 06/19/2012 Maze [VQ: A+, AQ: A+, Pro-Shot]

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    Phish: 06/16/2012 Crosseyed & Painless -> Slave > Light [VQ: A, AQ: A+, MKDevo] http://yemblog.com/phish-06162012-crosseyed-painless-slave-light-vq-a-aq-a-mkdevo/ http://yemblog.com/phish-06162012-crosseyed-painless-slave-light-vq-a-aq-a-mkdevo/#comments Mon, 18 Jun 2012 21:00:45 +0000 http://yemblog.com/?p=22170 Phish: 06/16/2012 Crosseyed & Painless -> Slave > Light [VQ: A, AQ: A+, MKDevo]

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    Phish: 06/07/2012 Buried Alive > Runaway Jim [VQ: A+, AQ: A+, Pro-Shot] http://yemblog.com/phish-06072012-buried-alive-runaway-jim-vq-a-aq-a-pro-shot/ http://yemblog.com/phish-06072012-buried-alive-runaway-jim-vq-a-aq-a-pro-shot/#comments Wed, 13 Jun 2012 22:51:04 +0000 http://yemblog.com/?p=22154 Phish: 06/07/2012 Buried Alive > Runaway Jim [VQ: A+, AQ: A+, Pro-Shot]

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    Phish: 06/10/2012 Bonnaroo Pro-Shot Video Playlist [VQ: A+, AQ: A+, PRO] http://yemblog.com/phish-06102012-bonnaroo-pro-shot-video-playlist-vq-a-aq-a-pro/ http://yemblog.com/phish-06102012-bonnaroo-pro-shot-video-playlist-vq-a-aq-a-pro/#comments Wed, 13 Jun 2012 22:49:29 +0000 http://yemblog.com/?p=22152 Phish: 06/10/2012 Bonnaroo Pro-Shot Video Playlist [VQ: A+, AQ: A+, PRO]

    Possum > Wilson > Tweezer, Harry Hood > Light, Show of Life, Julius, Tweezer Reprise

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    Phish: 06/07/2012 MKDevo Playlist [VQ: A, AQ: A+] http://yemblog.com/phish-06072012-mkdevo-playlist-vq-a-aq-a/ http://yemblog.com/phish-06072012-mkdevo-playlist-vq-a-aq-a/#comments Fri, 08 Jun 2012 17:08:34 +0000 http://yemblog.com/?p=22130 Phish: 06/07/2012 MKDevo Playlist [VQ: A, AQ: A+]

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    Trey Anastasio: Trey Anastasio Band 06/08/2003 Black Dog [VQ: A-, AQ: A-] http://yemblog.com/trey-anastasio-trey-anastasio-band-06082003-black-dog-vq-a-aq-a/ http://yemblog.com/trey-anastasio-trey-anastasio-band-06082003-black-dog-vq-a-aq-a/#comments Sun, 20 May 2012 23:33:38 +0000 http://yemblog.com/?p=22072 Trey Anastasio: Trey Anastasio Band 06/08/2003 Black Dog [VQ: A-, AQ: A-]

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    Phish: 10/31/1989 Playlist [VQ: A-, AQ: A+, Pro-Shot] http://yemblog.com/phish-10311989-playlist-vq-a-aq-a-pro-shot/ http://yemblog.com/phish-10311989-playlist-vq-a-aq-a-pro-shot/#comments Sun, 20 May 2012 23:30:24 +0000 http://yemblog.com/?p=22070 Phish: 10/31/1989 Playlist [VQ: A, AQ: A+, Pro-Shot]

    Fee, Walk Away, Bathtub Gin, Possum

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    Phish: 10/31/1989 David Bowie [VQ: A, AQ: A, Pro-Shot] http://yemblog.com/phish-10311989-david-bowie-vq-a-aq-a-pro-shot-2/ http://yemblog.com/phish-10311989-david-bowie-vq-a-aq-a-pro-shot-2/#comments Sat, 31 Mar 2012 17:29:48 +0000 http://yemblog.com/?p=21974 Phish: 10/31/1989 David Bowie [VQ: A, AQ: A, Pro-Shot]

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    Phish: 10/31/1989 David Bowie [VQ: A-, AQ: A, Pro-Shot] http://yemblog.com/phish-10311989-david-bowie-vq-a-aq-a-pro-shot/ http://yemblog.com/phish-10311989-david-bowie-vq-a-aq-a-pro-shot/#comments Thu, 29 Mar 2012 17:16:33 +0000 http://yemblog.com/?p=21956 Phish: 10/31/1989 David Bowie [VQ: A-, AQ: A, Pro-Shot]

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    Phish: 10/31/1989 Wilson [VQ: A-, AQ: A, Pro-Shot] http://yemblog.com/phish-10311989-wilson-vq-a-aq-a-pro-shot/ http://yemblog.com/phish-10311989-wilson-vq-a-aq-a-pro-shot/#comments Sun, 25 Mar 2012 21:19:19 +0000 http://yemblog.com/?p=21941 Phish: 10/31/1989 Wilson [VQ: A-, AQ: A, Pro-Shot]

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