Michael Heilemann.
If you have Dunstan's Time Since installed, this plugin uses it for the title="" attributes on the comments and posts. (For WordPress 1.5) Author: Brian Meidell Author URI: http://meidell.dk/ Version 1.5: Now works without LOCK TABLE and CREATE TEMPORARY TABLE priviledges. Version 1.5.1: Can't remember what I did here Version 1.5.2: Fixed count select statement to not include spammy comments Version 1.5.3: Properly excludes track- and pingbacks Version 1.5.4: Excludes posts that are not published, even if they have comments Version 1.5.5: Fade old comments, fixed bug that wreaked havoc with Time Since Version 1.5.6: Bugfix from Jonas Rabbe (http://www.jonas.rabbe.com/) pertaining to timesince Version 1.5.7: Bugfix so old colors can be darker than new colors (stupid oversight), thanks to http://spiri.dk for spotting it. Bugfix where single digit hex would cause invalid colors, thanks to http://www.wereldkeuken.be/ for the fix. Version 1.5.8: Updated to work with WordPress 2.1 alpha by M. Heilemann. */ function blc_latest_comments($num_posts = 5, $num_comments = 6, $hide_pingbacks_and_trackbacks = true, $prefix = "
  • ", $postfix = "
  • ", $fade_old = true, $range_in_days = 10, $new_col = "#444444", $old_col = "#cccccc") { global $wpdb; function clamp($min, $max, $val) { return max($min,min($max,$val)); } $usetimesince = function_exists('time_since'); // Work nicely with Dunstan's Time Since plugin (adapted by Michael Heilemann) // This is compensating for the lack of subqueries in mysql 3.x // The approach used in previous versions needed the user to // have database lock and create tmp table priviledges. // This uses more queries and manual DISTINCT code, but it works with just select privs. if(!$hide_pingbacks_and_trackbacks) $ping = ""; else $ping = "AND comment_type<>'pingback' AND comment_type<>'trackback'"; $posts = $wpdb->get_results("SELECT comment_post_ID, post_title FROM ($wpdb->comments LEFT JOIN $wpdb->posts ON (comment_post_ID = ID)) WHERE comment_approved = '1' AND $wpdb->posts.post_status='publish' $ping ORDER BY comment_date DESC;"); $seen = array(); $num = 0; if($fade_old) { $max_time = $range_in_days * 24 * 60 * 60 ; $r_new = hexdec(substr($new_col, 1, 2)); $r_old = hexdec(substr($old_col, 1, 2)); //$r_min = min($min, $max); //$r_max = max($min, $max); $r_range = ($r_old-$r_new); $g_new = hexdec(substr($new_col, 3, 2)); $g_old = hexdec(substr($old_col, 3, 2)); //$g_min = min($min, $max); //$g_max = max($min, $max); $g_range = ($g_old-$g_new); $b_new = hexdec(substr($new_col, 5, 2)); $b_old = hexdec(substr($old_col, 5, 2)); //$b_min = min($min, $max); //$b_max = max($min, $max); $b_range = ($b_old-$b_new); } // print "ranges: $r_range, $g_range, $b_range
    "; // print "r: ".(0.5*$r_range+$r_new)."
    "; foreach($posts as $post) { // The following 5 lines is a manual DISTINCT and LIMIT, // since mysql 3.x doesn't allow you to control which way a DISTINCT // select merges multiple entries. if(array_key_exists($post->comment_post_ID, $seen)) continue; $seen[$post->comment_post_ID] = true; if($num++ > $num_posts) break; $commenters = $wpdb->get_results("SELECT *, UNIX_TIMESTAMP(comment_date) AS unixdate FROM $wpdb->comments WHERE comment_approved = '1' AND comment_post_ID = '".$post->comment_post_ID."' $ping ORDER BY comment_date DESC LIMIT $num_comments;"); $count = $wpdb->get_var("SELECT COUNT(comment_ID) AS c FROM $wpdb->comments WHERE comment_post_ID = $post->comment_post_ID AND comment_approved = '1' ".$ping); $i = 0; $link = get_permalink($post->comment_post_ID); if($usetimesince) $title = " title=\"Last comment was ".time_since($comment->unixdate)." ago\""; else $title = ""; echo $prefix."".stripslashes($post->post_title). "  ".$count."
    \n"; foreach($commenters as $commenter) { if($usetimesince) $title = " title=\"Posted ".time_since($commenter->unixdate)." ago\""; if($fade_old) { $diff = time() - $commenter->unixdate; $r = round($diff/$max_time*($r_range))+$r_new; $r = clamp(min($r_new, $r_old), max($r_new, $r_old), $r); $g = round($diff/$max_time*($g_range))+$g_new; $g = clamp(min($g_new, $g_old), max($g_new, $g_old), $g); $b = round($diff/$max_time*($b_range))+$b_new; $b = clamp(min($b_new, $b_old), max($b_new, $b_old), $b); $r_hex = str_pad(dechex($r), 2, '0', STR_PAD_LEFT); $g_hex = str_pad(dechex($g), 2, '0', STR_PAD_LEFT); $b_hex = str_pad(dechex($r), 2, '0', STR_PAD_LEFT); $colstr = " style=\"color: #".$r_hex.$g_hex.$b_hex.";\""; } if($i++ > 0) echo ", "; echo "comment_ID."\"$title>".stripslashes($commenter->comment_author).""; } if($count > $num_comments) echo " [...]"; echo "".$postfix."\n"; } } ?> @YEMblog Twitter Updates for 2010-10-23 | YEMblog
    • Hello Sports Fans, This is @CGlush testing in prep for tomorrow. Tonight was a nice warmup. Catch you all under the full moon in Jamherst. #
    • And also, a ballad-less show. Sanity and Ocelot are the only tunes that could possibly qualify as "slow-paced" #phish #
    • A look at the setlist shows only three songs written in the nearly 11 years since the band's last performance at @DunkinDonutsCtr #phish #
    • Phish Providence Recap and Setlist http://j.mp/cAGVKG #phish #
    • Thanks to @ericwyman for another fantastic job and braving AT&T's horrible service. #
    • Thanks once again to ScottyB for the air time. Hope you all had a good time. #
    • End Show #
    • First Tube. #
    • Encore: First Tube http://j.mp/cAGVKG #phish #
    • Trey almost wipes out on a balloon and kicks it in disgust. #
    • End set #
    • Rock & Roll > Carini > My Problem Right There, Mike's > Sanity > Weekapaug, Suzy > Light, Zero > 2001, Loving Cup http://j.mp/cAGVKG #phish #
    • Loving cup #
    • 2001 #
    • Scratches the strings on the mic stand #
    • Guess Trey really wanted to play Zero finally. Nice effort. #
    • Providence Set 2: Rock & Roll > Carini > My Problem Right There, Mike's > Sanity > Weekapaug, Suzy > Light, Zero http://j.mp/cAGVKG #phish #
    • Character Zero #
    • After the wandering segment Trey settles in on a peppy groove and then back in to finish the song #
    • Light #
    • Extended turn from Leo. Takes the whole solo. #
    • Providence Set 2: Rock & Roll > Carini > My Problem Right There, Mike's > Sanity > Weekapaug,Suzy http://j.mp/cAGVKG #phish #
    • Suzy #
    • @originalwyllys goddamnit Bobby, there's a right way and a wrong way to handle a glowstick in a crowd. – Hank Hill in reply to originalwyllys #
    • Slow fade. Not the expected downbeat snap. #
    • > weekapaug #
    • Ambient noise transition #
    • Big rock noise. #
    • Big rock finish. #
    • Sounded like hydrogen the whole way home. Sanity is better! #
    • Providence Set 2: Rock & Roll > Carini > My Problem Right There, Mike's > Sanity http://j.mp/cAGVKG #phish #
    • > Sanity ! #
    • Rainbow chase pattern from ck5. Very cool! #
    • #rain #
    • Well timed on the glowsticks! #
    • @rocktop15 no in reply to rocktop15 #
    • Providence Set 2: Rock & Roll > Carini > My Problem Right There, Mike's http://j.mp/cAGVKG #phish #
    • Mike's #
    • Awesome. Love it. #
    • So "Little Feat" #
    • This one is really tightening up. Eats ocelots for lunch ;) #
    • > My Problem Right There #
    • Set has great flow between styles. Fast > slow > fast #
    • Machine gun apex almost has a dwd feel. #
    • Back into a floaty feel from Trey. Mike holding down the low end #
    • Sea of fists in the air as CK5 blasts the floor with the spotlights. #
    • Now that's REAL energy! We're somewhere now. #
    • Providence Set 2: Rock & Roll > Carini http://j.mp/cAGVKG #phish #
    • No brainer segue. #
    • Echo leads > Carini #
    • Ambient pattern leading back into riffs with considerably more teeth. #
    • Jam floating down from the peak. Mike in a droning swaying groove #
    • Mike and Fish drive deeper bass groove, building to another peak. #
    • Trey messing with the typical timing before a big peak. #
    • Seriously! Don't throw glowsticks at the band!!!! Mike just got dumped on. #notcool #notshowsticks #
    • Rock and roll #set2 #
    • Lights #
    • Finishing the lyrics. High energy. #
    • Bluesy, dancy first set. We'll see you in "15" #
    • Providence: Disease, Funky Bitch, Fluffhead, Roses, Rift, Moma, Ocelot, NICU, Sample, Julius http://j.mp/cAGVKG #phish #endset #
    • Providence: Down With Disease, Funky Bitch, Fluffhead, Roses, Rift, Moma, Ocelot, NICU, Sample, Julius http://j.mp/cAGVKG #phish #
    • Julius #
    • Providence: Disease, Funky Bitch, Fluffhead, Roses, Rift, Moma, Ocelot, NICU http://bit.ly/9GpeF5 #phish #
    • Sample #
    • Providence: Down With Disease, Funky Bitch, Fluffhead, Roses, Rift, Moma, Ocelot, NICU http://j.mp/cAGVKG #phish #
    • Old tweets via text coming through, so if you haven't been paying attention, consider it a remixed setlist. #
    • NICU #
    • Good little solo from Trey. Mixing it up pretty well #
    • Rift #
    • Trey taking it real slow. #
    • Ocelot #
    • Nice little interlude from Trey pre-lyrics #
    • Moma #
    • Service is total fail. #
    • Roses are free #
    • Providence: Down With Disease, Funky Bitch, Fluffhead, Roses, Rift http://j.mp/cAGVKG #phish #at&tfail #
    • Providence: Down With Disease, Funky Bitch, Fluffhead, Roses http://j.mp/cAGVKG #phish #
    • A lot of energy from the crowd. Stark contrast from when last we met in Augusta. #
    • Always reliable txt is failing us. I haven't said anything amazing yet :) #
    • Test test #
    • Providence: Down With Disease, Funky Bitch, Fluffhead http://j.mp/cAGVKG #phish #
    • Down With Disease, Funky Bitch #
    • Another dog inside show. On floor. #
    • Two of Providence's finest can't hold back the floor. Streaming over the boards in droves. packed floor tonight. #
    • Providence: Down With Disease http://j.mp/cAGVKG #phish #
    • Lights #
    • Inside venue. Floor is sparsely populated. #
    • Already had you down @alliedise Have a safe trip and see you tomorrow! #
    • Here's the URL for the list of fans tweeting from Providence http://twitter.com/#!/list/YEMblog/phish-fans-tweeting-from-providence #phish #
    • S'more good song sandwiches RT @LSaxilla Sand > Undermind > Sand @vbh126 Ghost > Cities > Ghost @DaveOatHT It's Ice > 2001 > It's Ice #phish #
    • How about Chalk Dust > Shafty > Chalk Dust? Shafty works really well in song sandwiches #
    • I like these RT: @alex_wolffman Wolfman's > BBFCFM > Wolfman's, @monbud Piper > Song I Heard The Ocean Sing > Piper #
    • ::faints:: RT: @pft1989 Camel Walk > Chalk Dust Torture Reprise > Camel Walk & @winb415 Moma > Sand > Moma #nicelydone #
    • Join us to discuss the Song Sandwich question at the @phishnet forums – my fav place to talk PH http://forum.phish.net/?thread=1287768305 #
    • Some GREAT calls within a minute: @justinpward with YEM > My Left Toe > YEM @jrapp1 w/ Tube > First Tube > Tube Keep 'em coming! #phish #
    • Fri. Discussion: What never played before song sandwich would you love to see? Me: Split > Access Me > Split, Harry > Hydrogen > Hood #phish #
    • Follow Friday – Type II Cast Edition – @TypeIICast @UNOlker @heyscottyb @ericwyman @drewphish @fractalgal @ohkeepahblog @dogoneblog #ff #
    • Better late than never – Finally putting together lists of those tweeting from Providence and Amherst, let us know if you'll be tweeting #
    • Check out the poster for tonight's Phish show at the @DunkinDonutsCtr http://bit.ly/cVn6xe Reminder: @ericwyman on tweets tonight #
    • 4 year old just vetoed listening to Augusta and Utica again. Black Eyed Peas it is. #
    • It's 10:27, do you know where your Providence tickets are? NH > CT > RI. Say hi or something. #

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